Expensivedick

We finally got a CDR last week, but when I put it in I couldn’t figure out how to fit it in without taking out the A drive. So, I took that out. Only problem is, last night I wanted to play DOOM and I had installed it for RollerCoaster Tycoon. I didn’t want to uninstall that, because it took so long to install in the first place. So, I was driving outside, when I see an abandoned computer on the side of the road. So, I take it. I open it up, not bad specs. 24 MBs of memory. 300 MB HDD, and a video card that I couldn't quite figure out what it was. So, I had opened it up to figure the specs, when I decided to stick the floppy drive. So, when I get it all setup, I find my doom floppy, and insert it... and then the strangest fucking thing happens, I shit you not. Blood, dark, and shining, comes pouring out from the bottom of the computer. I started SCREAMING! My parents came in, and they start looking at me like I’m crazy. I eventually calmed down, and explained to them what happened... they told me I had to stop lying, and they took my computer away for a week. So, I was pretty depressed... when I went back into the room to sit at the desk and pretend to be playing on it, I noticed the trash can. So, I walked over to it... and look at WHAT I FOUND. LOOK AT ALL THAT BLOOOo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o00ooddddDDddddDddd!!!!. *IMAGE REMOVED BY MODS*

Fertilebogeyman

DUDE THAT IS SO GROSS!! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT!!!

elasticlouse

Not even funny, but got to see tampons which were in @Expensivedick’s sister 10/10

timelygrouch

How are you posting this if they took your computer away?

genuineminger

My virgin eyes. I’l never forgive you, Expensivedick.

absentfibber

Lulled